GET WOOD comedy
Get Wood is a weekly audio diary from your pal - comedian Jess Wood - Born to Hippies, Raised by Gangs GET WOOD is funny, deep, and positive, even if Jess uses the f word a lot; Her personal stories mixed with humor+ authenticity & brings Jess' audience laughs as well as a rando movie/show review pushed in. Get Wood is your pal Jess and that means always a good time and yes, she's quite EXPLICIT xoxo
My Abortion has a first name...
ART and HEART Turnt Up
I Vote for Love
No Male Gynos
Aren't We All Aliens
Authentic & Bonerable
Respect Your South Mouth
Big Hat Little Piddy
How's Your Puswah?
Let's not Hate Let's Masturbate
I Brake for Bastards
We Got McDonalds at Home
Get Drilled it's a Blackout
Let's Talk to Strangers
Beetlejuice & The Widow Wood
Couch Coochie
Hey B@ners
Free Speech Beech
Hawk One, Hawk Tuah...is this thing on?
Rawdoggin Everythang
Hawk Tuah Questions
Mermaids Gone Wilder
Eskimo Sisters 4eva
Puerto Rico Ho
Crip Talk Comedy and other stories
Lets Talk Reindeer
Funny on a Full Moon
Team Lil Kim
Earthquake my Eclipse
Subway Bunny
What a PIDDY
Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman
Southwest Adventures & a big ole D
Wanna Make Out
Social Media Wont Save You & other fun facts
Love, Heroin
Show Up & Glow Up
Delivering W$$d on my Roller Skates
Stanley Cups got nothin on me
Virtual Insanity and the 90s
Hoespin, Baby!
Babesy New Year
Wood Witch from Woolwich
Do It Scared
Microdose This Show
My Mama Hates Thanksgiving
Voice Like Honey
Count the References
Halloween Nights and HalloWOOD Frights
Spooky TaTa Season
Shout and Knock on my Door
Sexy Swifty & the Vage Plas
Flooding in South Mouth
Brooklyn, Baby
Strike This
Breaking Bad Barbie
Come On Down!
Subway Stories & Prison Algorithm
Glimmer with Get Wood
Naked Passport Pic
Ms Jessie Pee Wee & a 'burque Alien
Like a Dealer From 1987
Always Give Snacks
The Cocaine Was Ours
Grimace is Deadly
Happy 300th Episode, Lovers
D*ck Amnesia
Dead as a Texas Fish
Androgynous Storytelling
MER-tastic
Union Strong & Punk Rock Songs
Martha Stewarts Tittie$
Can You Dig It
This is Howie Dewitt
Cultural Sexuality
At Home Abortion Kit
France Fines Filter Faces
Strangers Wanna Party with Me
All the Guns & None of the Dress Up?
Self Esteems & Oscar Dreams
Sh*t Schmears
Gen X Love Styles
Carnival Time
SuperBowls & Art Holes
Grammys Grammys bo Bammys
Santos Lovitz Super Pu$$y
Tempura-a tribute
Real Tough Girl Sh*t
I Love a Goofy Criminal
Witch Jail
Chappy Chanukkah
The Most Traumatic Time of the Year
Bing Bong and a Botanica
Balenciaga Bondage Bears for Xmas
My Mom Hates Thanksgiving
Vabbing LIVE!
Celebrity Ghosts & Baba Yaga
Russian Laughter and more wild tales
Metal in my Cooch
Acid on a Monday
Raygun or Vibrator
BANNED 4 Tatas
Latin Queens & Real Estate Porn
Porn = Politics
Vahina Bookends & BYRON!
Ariel, You Can't Swim!
She's Jewish, ya know
No Sleep til Brooklyn
Last Exit to 'Burque
Hopelessly Devoted to Nudes
No Shame Titties
Classical Music Scares Homeless
Get in the Van
Moist Tattoos
R. Kelly vs Ghislaine
My Mamas Pro-Choice
Queen Bee
I'm Brave ?
Men in Short Shorts
Sextortion Sass
Out Karen-ing a Karen
Speaking of a Good Fingerbang...
Sorry About Your D?ck
My Aboortion Stories
Pervy Job Interviews
Apoca-LIPS Tour
BJ's for the Apocolypse
Ooooooooo YES, Plumber Man!
Slap A MOMic
Anxiety Dance Off
Getta Job
Ima Special Ed Student
PHAT TUESDAY
I'm A Vibe
Ghost Pu$$y
Hoe-Y Rollers
Nice People Swa$$ow
Horny For A Meal
Cleavage or Bust
Vagestic Mirrors & White Boy Day
Get Wood for the New Year
BING BONG! Who's Peggin' Who?
Joking & Choking
Holy Santa Con
Twinkling Cooters
Do Hair Not Heroin
Rudolph is Canceled
Arithme-dick
Crush Groove
Dead Ass
Halloween Hangers
Not Scared of your Veggies, Bish
When Heroin Was Hip
Hoodie Dix
Remix to Conviction
Full Moon Fights
Shermy Whorebath
Dead Mans Weed
Dancehall Facials
Vax or No Vax
Funny For A Female
Four Times in One Day
Comin in Hawt
Howling with Love
Family House of Horrors
Sad Cow Happy Snake
Fringey McGee & Her Wild Mouth
Diddling To Donuts
Be Legendary, Get Wood
OG Dicpics
LOL pcp
Whiska's in the Woods
Punx & Gangsters Trippin Together
Dommy Mommy
I'm Poly and I Know It
May the 4th Be Witcho
Salviation Army aka Bed BJs
420 Hippies, Donors and Boners
I Prefer L.I.L.F
ButtPlug in the Window
Weight, Weight Don't Tell Me
Vaxed and Waxed
There's Some WOOD In This House
A Bike named Jenny & a Crackhead named Sally
Ghosted by a Ghost
Whattaya Think of Balloons?
PHAT Tuesday with your girl Jess
Why's it Stuck?
Which Witch is Which?
Politicks and Suckin' Dix
Zip it, Karen!
Mama vs. The Whites
Birthday Masturbation Regulation
Best of Wood 2020
Touch Me Under the Mistletoe
WalMart Haircut
Buddha From Kmart
Missin Jissim
Mama Madness
Flick 'n' Stick
Courtyard Shots & Hiking Spots
Quirky in Burque
Facials or Facials
Sexy Chix Dic Pix Chicago 7
Muthaf*ckin Mailikai
Tuesday THOTS & Therapy
Fairie Fest 2020
A Different Time
Mama El & Maybe Daddy
Baby Burque Badass
Acid Cats & Hoe Spins
No Shame, More Game
WAP House
Moist Moon Madness
Karen on a Train