Politics
Politics
Conor Burns, MP, threatens to... set up a race of hairs, and wants a threesome with Trudy and Boris.
Trudy Harrison, PPS for Boris Johnson, gives a stream-of-consciousness interview with TWT; about PP!
The British Beer and Pub Association hereby issues a press release for you lowly peasants!
Melvin Benn is here to (*glug*) tell you party slaves to die fer my money!1! And your granny!
What if a <s>genus</s> genius is talked to in a vox pox?! From... Essex!? Carrie Antoinette starring! In her imagination or outside! Can corruption stimulate to orgasm? Can wallpaper cover the pubis!
Fuck nationalism up the ass of every deranged bootlicker!
Priti Patel is a vicious piece of turd who seems in desperate need of orgasms live on air for voters
British people are moronic, selfish, fucking bastards who would gladly stab in the back life-savers
Liam Fox is a brainless zombie who uses repeated slogans to justify genocide