Not Well | A Comedy Podcast
Join Bobby and Jim on 'Not Well', where fearless conversations meet humor and wisdom in an explosion of topics ranging from the latest celebrity gossip to the intricacies of gay issues and politics. With Bobby's unconventional wisdom, often fueled by his adventures with edibles, leading us into the most random and taboo subjects you'd never dare to bring up, and Jim's sharp intellect providing insightful commentary, there's never a dull moment.
Our podcast is a bold, inclusive space that welcomes gay men, straight women, and straight men alike, especially those who are curious about a wide array of discussions—including the candid exploration of sex and men's bodies. Bobby and Jim create a safe haven for laughter, connection, and sometimes the outright bizarre, ensuring our listeners feel happy, engaged, and part of a larger community.
Every Thursday we dive deep into everything under the sun, from the most controversial topics to the day-to-day quirks of life. Our unique content mix, featuring listener voicemails and the funniest Tik Toks, complements our discussions, making 'Not Well' more than just a podcast—it's a movement towards embracing our not-so-perfect selves.
Subscribe now and join our community where being 'not well' is celebrated, and discovering the joy in life's randomness is a weekly adventure. Experience the dynamic duo of Bobby's wild tangents and Jim's smart insights, and see why our listeners can't get enough of our unapologetic take on the world.
Imagine being Lindsey Graham, F*cking Mike Huckabee in a hunting tent while pretending you’re not gay—dream big, girl!
Tariffs are just economic cock-blocks for dumb straight bros
Founding Daddies: Spilling the Tea on Today's Government
We're Not Anti-Vagina, We Just Don't Prefer It
I thought I was going to come out of the closet while getting my wisdom teeth out!
Bobby AI Takes over this week - Find out why!!!
Mission trips are out. No one needs your savior complex in 2024 **UNEDITED**
Charli XCX’s concert left me thirstier than a bottom at Pride
We weren’t just blacked out; we were spiritually somewhere else for eight days.
What Are You Doing In That Hole? You Breathing?
This Is a No-Edit Episode, So Watch Your Fu*king Mouth.
Its Giving Big Dad Energy
If The Last Supper Had An Open Bar, There Would've Been Less Holy Communion And More Divine Hookups
Brat Pack Life: Fluff That Little Hog, Strut Your Stuff, and Make No Apologies
Drunk national anthems, devilish speeches, and gapped-tooth gays—just another day in America's circus
Living In A Neon Pink Speedo World Where Cups Have Names And Dogs Twerk On Counters
Something's Poking Them in Between Their Shoulder Blades....It's Your Dick
The Case of the Escaping Thong and Wandering Balls
Who Needs Deodorant at a Musk Party When You Have Sulfuric Burps and Dry Mouth Nightmares?
Watching Your Kid's Half Ass Achievements Isn't as Fun as My Night in the Dark Room at the Eagle
Seduction Games, Wiener Hunting, and Alleyway Secrets
She went from cute little pop star to Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body Lowe's lesbian
My Parrot Bit Me While I Stuffed a Ziploc Bag Filled With Vaseline in the Mattress
Todd Likes The Inverted Dick. So There's Somebody For Everybody
This Is Why I Go to Gay Campgrounds That Are Nude: Because Then You Don't Have to Dress Up
You Can't Put Your Own C*ck On A Pedestal
I Don't Care If You Identify As A Goddamn Hobbit With Size D T*ts And A D*ck
Earthquakes Won't Stop Banjee Bitches from Smoking Candy Cigarettes on the Front Porch or Having A Sexual Revolution
Big Pharma's Coin Grab, Plane Lady Cocktails, & Life's Bizarre Plot Twists
Bulge Bands and Wh*re Cutoffs: Dressing for the Attention You Want
Grab Life by the Bulge: Unzipping the Secrets of Flaccid Confidence, Digital Flirting, and the Twists of Modern Gay Banter
Dry D*ck's in Gilead: Navigating Midlife Crises with Kate Middleton's Photoshop Skills and Amanda Bynes' Fashion Sense.
I'm Going To Be So Hot That Nobody's Going To Be Able To Say No To Me At Any Moment
I Just Try to Be Nice To People Because I Don't Want Them To Shoot Me
Your Daddy's Home: Time to Play
We're Both Ready, We're Both F*ckable
Atlantis Cruise and GHB – The Ultimate Vanishing Act
The Big Easy or The Big Disaster? Hand Grenades, Rugby Duffs, and the Gay Stare
We Used to Dread the Word 'THICK.' Now, It's Our Personal Brand and We're Fully Trademarked
If We Were Straight, We Would Probably Be Homophobic
I love Christmas because you could be a fairy and get away with it
Why pay for the milk when you can have the cow for free?
Gay Face Is So Real
I'm a Sun-Kissed Peeling Semaglutide W**re; Call Me Mother Teresa of the Gays
If the Boys Aren't Poppin', I'm Poppin' Out of Here for Some Ice Cream
I have a priest cousin. Every time I see him, I realize he's gay
I call it 'Sunday hung day' – no underwear and just chill
Chastity Cages: Lockdowns Aren't Just for Pandemics
Lights, Camera, Reflection! A Deep Dive into Celebrity Journeys and the Controversial World of Medical Marketing | Not Well | Gay Comedy Podcast
If You Seek Amy, Find Taylor Swift and Britney Spears for the Tea
No....I Don't Want You Licking My Peanut Butter Hole
I Don't Hate People, I Just Don't Like Them
I'm almost convinced that I would believe in aliens more than I believe in Jesus.
Cringe Stories with Bobby (Jim Will Be Horrified)
A Handy A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
Fill Me Up Daddy
She's Educated But Ghetto As F*ck
Heavenly Hookup: A Priestly Affair to Remember
Update
Mummy Dearest: The United States Government Is Closer to Mummification than Their Next Deep Breath
Don't Trust A Snail Trail In The Woods At a Gay Resort
I want you to go unhhhhhhhh
Glory Holes Prove That Connections Come in Unexpected Places
I Ate the Body of Christ in a Van Down By The River
Sucker For Punishment
Gay Title Goes Here
Lovers Whose Genitals Were Like Those of Donkeys and Whose Emission Was Like That of Horses
The King & Queen of Cringe
She's Still Not Doing So Well
Hot, Bothered, and High: Work Stress, Budweiser Gripes, and the Allure of the Oblivious Nerd
Between a Coffin and a Crusty Place: Exploring Queer Identity in a World of Dry Italian Bread
Staring Down 39: Like a Bedazzled Grim Reaper in a Pride Parade
Skinny Dipping into the Deep End of Life
Laughing With the 'F*cked Up' Gals
I may not have the perfect body, but I have the perfect personality
Robot Takeover: Our AI-Powered, Not-So-Human Podcast Episode
Hold My Oregano, I'm Diving into Relationships and Existential Dread!
Sushi Scuffles, Queer Quandaries, and Everything In Between
Drag Queens, Drive-Thrus & Disaster: The Ultimate 'Not Well' Journey
Unmasking Hilarity: Vulnerability, Bathroom Chronicles, and Cocaine Cats
Tea and Tales from the St. Regis: A Gay Podcast Adventure
A Gay Guide To Gay Ski Week In Park City Utah
Do we know you? Yea...You Touched My Husbands D*ck Last Weekend
Driving and Wine-ing with the Pringles Can Lady: Navigating Chinese Balloons and Nervous Breakdowns
The Fat Man's Little Coat of Emotions
Sprained Ankles and Anti-Sodomy Laws: A Hilarious Night Out with Bobby and Jim
Catching Flights Not Feelings
The Drag Race to Congress: Drama Queens of the House of "Representatives"
The Trough Feeders of Golden Corral
It's Always Big Boy Season
The Gay Guide to Ditching Religion, Avoiding Reacherhood, and Navigating the Selfie World
I feel a cramp coming on...fetch me a banana daddy
Grey Sweatpants Are One Of Life's Greatest Gifts
The One Where We Get Cancelled
Soaking? Back In My Day We Had To Keep The D**K In The Pants...
It's Called mimosas, Gay mimosas... so its worse...
Being A Gay In The Back Room Is The Best Feeling
Just A Gay Podcast Minding Our Wilton Manors
We're a Gay Podcast & We're On Our Vigilanti Sh*t Again
"Fill her up with your Big wood & logs"
We Came In Like Two Huge Wrecking Balls
"The Devolution of a Gay Podcast"
A Prelude To Our Next Episode
Lexapro, Gay Clicks (tribes) & Basic Fall Pumpkin Lovers
The Minus In LGBTQIA+
Pinhole In A Tire
God Save Our Voluptuous Queens
Do I Just Love Self Sabotage?
This one’s for you!!
What The Word? Oh Yea....Vulnerability
All They Have Is Harry Styles
Your Office Etiquette Is Showing
Fast Food Challenge
He Was Confident, Caring, Sweet, & Funny
I have been microchipped and Here is the Proof.
True Love, Subway Sandwiches, & Chasing Dreams
You Know A Vagina Doesn't Have Teeth, Right?
Nashville Is A Gay Circuit Party For Straights.
The Covenant of Circumcision
Why are you exposing that inner thigh?
Southern Grits and Bad Choices: What You Need to Know About Noah's Gay Ark
There Better Be An Open Bar At My Wake
God Was a Backstabbing Bitch!!!
I Filled A Ziploc Bag With Vaseline
Delivering For Our Future with Dr. Anita Somani
Under His Eye
Bobbin for Apples is How I Got This Neck
My Chemical Gaymance
Is it the weed or just pink eye?!?
F.U.P.A. Phone Case
ALL HAIL BALENCI-USSIES
Did Mayans have chodes?
Drink Your Juice Shelby
Choke Me With Your CPap Hose Daddy
HSA Shopping Spree (OUR AUDIO GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP!!!)
You've Had Too Many Meat Sticks In Your Night
I Thought You Were a Wh*re and I Realized You Aren't
Rode Hard & Put Up Wet
C*m Flavored Chocolate
You Need To Brush Your Hair
Reagan's Grave Is A Gender Neutral Bathroom
Your Truth Is A F**king Mess
Spoon-Fed Heterosexuality
My Gay "Straight" Boyfriend
Sucky Ducky
Someone Call 911
Jesus Was A Queer
Golden Shower Ticket
Full and Loaded
F*cking Idiots From Ohio (FIFO)
I'm Not A Robot
Well Hung Stockings
Naked Hot Tub Time Machine
Socks On, No Homo
Through Him, With Him, In Him
Shower P*ssy
The Eiffel Tower
Wake Up Like Beyoncé, Flawless
What's New Pussy Cat?
That Escalated Quickly (Boiling Point, Main Character of your life, Cancel Culture, Invisible Disabilities)
Cha Cha Cha Cha Changes (Gay Bar hookup, Lifestyle change, LA, Changes coming)
I Spent $600 At A Strip Club (Attitude problems, Strip clubs, money, binge drinking)
Here We Are Now, Entertain Us (Grunge, Seattle, Los Angeles, Mugging)
Masters Of Mayhem (Instagram, Polyamory, Sobriety, Sex, Trans Gay Men)
She's Fully Made Of Wax But We're Not Body Shaming (Shitting Pants, Skincare, Plastic Surgery, Hate Mail, Privilege)
A Look Back (Street Interviews, Drag Queen, Being Black and Gay & Miz)
It Does A Body Good (Emo, Ugly Private Parts, Milk Drinking, Misfits)
Puke & Rally ( Labor Day Binge, Management, Cash Only Bars, Weddings)
Off The Grid (Heartbreak, Gum, Weed, First Kiss, Kayne West)
OnlyFans (Religion, Sex Worker, LA, Drinking, Pray Away)
You Did What??? (Drunk, Comedy Shows, Sh*t Shows, Multiple Personality disorder)
That's Hot (Casinos, Cooking with Paris Hilton, Birthday Binge, Bathhouse)
Teabag Him, Mary! (Originality, Death, Voice Messages, Alcohol)
Such As Why? (Smoking, Sleep, Fisting, Body of Christ)
I'm Not Actually A Fan (Trauma, Cardboard Olympic Beds, Crushes, Jury Duty, Chubs)
Daddy Chill (Catfishing , Stepping into Psycho, Butt Plugs, Dentist Office, Body count)
I'm not gonna say anything because it looks tragic (Gay Camping, Penises, Blowjobs, Sex, Mexico)
Smoke Em If You Got Em (Surprise Conversation, Work Meetings, Sex, Porn, Flaccid)
S.T.F.U ( Work, Trans Athletes, White Gays, Margarita Delivery, Adult Swim)
I Actually Don't Know Why I Didn't Get High Before Going To High School (Wake and Bake, Manscaping, Gay Swimming, Morning)
She Just Tries So Hard to be Different ... It's Not Even Natural (Queerbaiting, Gay Awakening, Tongue Smiles, Straight guys, sex experimentation)
Ok Well... Try Shitting In The Non-binary Bathroom At Stonewall (New York Gays, New York City, Recording Together, Blowjob at The Eagle)
I Think He Is Ok (Mix Minus Podcast Feud, NYC trip, Gay Comedy, Cliffhanger ending)
No One Ever Called You Ugly And No One Ever Called You Pretty (Gender Labels, Puppets, "Minimum Wage Gays", They/them pronouns))
I Was Like In Gay Heaven, But Straight Hell For Gays (Airplanes, Spelling Bee, Brooklyn, Milking the Prostate)
My Friends Had A Nickname For Me (Brunch, Anti-Vaxxers, Earth, Problematic gays, Ecstasy)
It’s Just A Whole Cornucopia Of Horse Shit (lying, dark game show, the nose, demi lovato)
I Just Laid On The Ground With A Bike On Top Of Me (Reality star comes out, Bathroom habits, Bike accident in Central Park, Aliens)
I Wish I Could Glitch Out Of This Bitch (Simulation Theory, Funeral Arrangements, Lube, Organisms)
You're the type of person that has nothing to say but everything to say (Lil Nas X, Disagreements, Celebrity Mental Health, Sexual Tension & Photos)
Yea…Good Thing I Am Not The One Complaining About Bags Under My Eyes You Old Ugly Bitch (Covid, Virginity, Comedy Profession, Aging)
I Love It...You're Drinking Wine Out Of A Whiskey Glass (Leashes, Elementary School, Babysitters, Legal Fun, Tobacco))
F**k You Seth. I Really Liked You. (Too High, Royals, Point of Life, Twins, Gays, Sex & More)
I Had To Go To Macy's, Like Any Self Respecting Midwesterner Would ( Manscaping, Lung Pills, Suit Sizing, Sex, Consent & Gay Reddit Bashing)
He Literally Has Margarita In His Lungs Right Now (Mid-Life Crisis, Fantasy, Duck Anatomy & Sex)
I don't feel bad for you if you didn't exercise your total intelligence (Dick Size, Sherry Pie, Salad Tossing, HIV Stigma, Clouds & Bad Leadership)
I Had An Apple For Dinner... I'm Skinny (Beards, Straight Women Allies, Gay, Consent & Female Anatomy)
I Fell Into A Pile Of Clothes And Faked A Seizure Because She Wasn't Talking To Me (Hand Jobs, Bananas, Open Relationships & Barber Shops)
My portfolio tanked so I got into porn (OnlyFans, Wall Street, Stocks & Snow)
With a Taste of a Poison Paradise, I'm Addicted to You, Don't You Know That You're Toxic? (Toxic Gays, Plant Gays, Butt Plugs, Urinals & Trouble)
If Armie Hammer Wants To Break My Ribs And Eat Me Alive, All The Power To Him (Thrussy,Circle Jerks, Life, Gay Drama)
I Kissed My Grandfather Goodbye In That Rotunda (Fat Shaming, Cousins, Gay Straight Guys, Capitol Domestic Terrorism, Butt Plugs & ASMR)
I had this really weird thing where I had to sweat every day to feel good or else I felt like really puffy (Gayming, New Years, Bottomless Margaritas & Gays over covid)
This Is My Last Sober Episode, I Can't Do This (Diets, Gay stuff, Abuse & Eating disorders)
Is Cialis A Sleeping Pill? (Death Comedy, Feeling unlovable & being in a gay neighborhood)
Our World is so Complex and so Subjective That There's Just so Many Different Views. (Gay Only Fans, Death Penalty, Pineapple Express, Ableism & More)
Well, I Am Never Going To Have The Body In Order To Get An Invite To Fire Island (Basic Gay Bitches, Whale Blubber & More)
You Need Three Oxygens Everyday To Live, Therefore And Such As. Feat Michael Burke (Being Gay and Bold, Comedy, Thanksgiving, Gen Z & More)
It's like oh, I would hug you goodbye but it's COVID and like jealousy! (Georgia, Covid-19, Gay, Grinder, Nudes & so much shade)
Where is Nicolas Cage When You Need Him? ( QAnon, Antifa, Trump, Biden, Gays, Voting & more)
Together We Stand. Divided We Fall (Post Election Nightmare)
Dental Dam, Percocet Voice & Witch Weed (In other words, its our Gay Halloween Special)
Just Because You Are In The Middle Of An Eiffel Tower Does Not Mean You Can Just Ignore A Pandemic Featuring Britt East
Are You Breaking Up With Me Because I'm Alive? (Yoga, Cancer & Loving Yourself)
Yes...And... (a look into improv, comedy & life Featuring Michael Burke)
I need to make sure some prescriptions are filled before I think things that I don't want to say. (Featuring Joey Skladany)
Blink If You're Ok Ladies (Featuring Hall Monitor of the Universe)
What if God Was One of Us? (Just a Gay Like Some of Us)
Higher-Fatter-Drunker
Is Kansas City The F Capital of the World? (Gay Travel & Problematic Slurs)
I Shoved That Thing As Far Back As I Could
The Lights Are On But No One Is Home
Back To The Future - Friendships, Gay Stuff & The Past
Life, Liberty & Happiness.....Kind of (Attachment Theory)
Pull Forward or I am Going to Ram You!!
Lets Go Back In Time
You Can't Teach Someone Common Sense
Pride - LGBTQIA+ Round Table
It Was Gen Z Eating The Tide Pods
It's No Wonder You didn't find love, You didn't pay for it (Gay & Straight Dating)
A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Gay Bush
We Need To Talk
Who Woulden't Want A Handjob From Nancy? Gays of course.
Rough On My Hole, Rough On My Gay Reputation
White People Are The Problem
You Think These Kids Not Going To Prom is Hard? Us Trying To Lose Weight, That's What's Hard
Typhoid Mary Got On A Gay Bus
Talk About a Gay Rant
Misery Loves Its Gay Company
I'm Not Paying Unless I Come
Gay Dancing Shark Featuring Anthony Villiotti
She's a Hose Water Girl...and She Knows It
Quarantine Your Attitude
We're A lot More Alike Than We Are Different (Being Black & Being Gay)
Sunday Funday With Corona Virus (social experiment gone wrong)
Everybody Needs a Gay Daddy
I Need to Tell Myself to Fuck Off / Gay California Escape
Update / Hello
Christmas Bonus Episode
Well, Once You Feed a Stray Cat....GAY
Trans is Beautiful with Roxy Nikole
I'm a Sugar Baby
Let Us Give Thanks / Thanksgiving Gay and Straight Perspectives
Plenty O' Cookies / Gay Drag Queen Baker
Manifest What We Want / Spirituality Talk With Manjii
Death and All Their Friends / Coping with Death
O Canada / Featuring Transgender Comedian Tranna Wintour
Highlights For Gays - Perception of the gay community
When You Call Your Wife "Mother", You Have To Wonder (if you're gay) / The Fall Season Is Here
I Am Going To Throw Up But Not Because You're Gay - Coming Out
You Like the Way My Voice Sounds? - Catch Up / Gay Speech / Etc
This is Not About You - Foster-Care / IVF
Keep Your Respite / Gay Community and Gay Bars
I Feel Like the Universe is About Me...So...I Just Am...About the Universe - Gay Rural Talk / All Over the Place
Uniquely Ordinary - Mental Health When You are Gay
Actually, I Don't - Heartbreak/ Ending a Wedding
I'm a Bear and I am Hot - Gay Educational Terminology
She's Got 99 Problems and a Bitch is One - Dating Gay & Straight
Please Take A Moment And Search For The Nearest Gay Exit