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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos provides real life advice with a heaping portion of hilarity topped with a dollop of truth. Their conversations with comics, experts and celebs answer listeners' most complex questions like: "How much should you pay for a pillow?”, "How should I treat my one-night stand?" or "When is it time to tell my DJ boyfriend to give up on their career?" Jordan and Michelle are longtime best friends and comedians based in New York. You can find them doing Adulting live shows at The Bell House in Brooklyn or touring and performing standup all over the country. Past guests include Sarah Cooper, Roy Wood Jr., Joel Kim Booster, Tone Bell and more! Cue the airhorns! Adulting is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including true crime, comedic interviews, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.

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WTF Do We Do with AI Bots on the Dating Apps? feat. Liza Treyger

May 1, 2024
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Should I Date Someone Who Still Lives with Their Parents? feat. The Illustrious Blacks

Apr 24, 2024
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Is It Weird To Send A Holiday Card As a Single Person? feat. Qween Jean

Apr 17, 2024
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What Do You Do with Jealousy? feat. Tariq "Black Thought" Trotter

Apr 10, 2024
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I Don’t Like My BFF’s Bae, Is It Possible to Get Along? feat. Dylan Marron

Apr 3, 2024
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Is It Too Soon to Meet Them in Paris after Two Months of Dating? (Relatable!!!) feat. Norah Jones

Mar 27, 2024
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How Do I Get Over Imposter Syndrome? feat. Julian Shapiro-Barnum

Mar 20, 2024
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The Song That Got Away! feat. Vanessa Williams and Jillian Hervey

Mar 13, 2024
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How Do I Tell My Parents I Want to Spend the Holidays Alone? feat. Sydnee Washington

Mar 6, 2024
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To Hang Or Not To Hang My Partner’s Trash Art? feat. Raquel Willis

Feb 28, 2024
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My New Boyfriend's Dog is Truly the WORST—Do I Breakup!? feat. Tasha Smith

Feb 21, 2024
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You Can Talk About My Personal Life But Not My Private Life! feat. Nicole Bus

Feb 14, 2024
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AN ASS THAT CAN SWALLOW YOU WHOLE AND OTHER WANTS AND WISHES feat. Danielle Sanchez-Witzel

Feb 7, 2024
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How Do I Tell My Mom to Stop Flirting with My Friends?! feat. Georgia Hardstark

Jan 31, 2024
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"Tickleball, Anyone?!" feat. Beth Stelling

Jan 24, 2024
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Are Women Really That Great? (Yes!!) feat. Sasheer Zamata

Jan 17, 2024
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Michelle & Jordan Talk Their Toxic Traits! feat. Dan Ahdoot

Dec 6, 2023
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How Do I Tell My Parents I'm Not a Republican? feat. adrienne maree brown

Nov 29, 2023
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Put Your Penis In Your Pocket Book feat. Ms. Pat

Nov 22, 2023
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Once a Cheater, Always a Cheater? feat. Catherine Cohen

Nov 8, 2023
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I Haven't Done "It" For a Whole Year... Am I Okay!? feat. Amber Ruffin

Nov 1, 2023
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Are You Getty Ready Go?? feat. Franchesca Ramsey

Oct 25, 2023
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Is It Okay to Take My BF to a Restaurant My Ex Intro'd Me To? feat. Tone Bell

Oct 18, 2023
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My Friend is Marrying a Clone of Their Ex... How Do I Stop It?? feat. Nicole Byer

Oct 11, 2023
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How Can I (A Man!) Make Male Friends Who Aren’t Disgusting, Horrible, and Dumb? feat. E.R. Fightmaster

Oct 4, 2023
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Should Kids Be Out Here Calling Grown Ups by Their Govt Names? feat. Jes Tom

Sep 27, 2023
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How Does One Make A Choice? (Someone please choose for us!!) feat. Dominique Jackson

Sep 20, 2023
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How Do You Tell a Bad Employee / Friend You Won’t Be a Reference for Them? (*Butt puckers) feat. Devon Walker

Sep 13, 2023
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How Many Pairs of Shoes Should One Own? (All of Them!!!) feat. Hari Kondabolu

Sep 6, 2023
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I Have Feelings For My Friend, Should I Stop Casually Seeing Them? feat. Scott Aukerman

Aug 30, 2023
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How Do I Tell My Mother-In-Law Roommate She's Too Messy? feat. Sam Jay

Aug 23, 2023
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Do I Have to Reveal I Have a Kid on a First Date? (N'Yes!!) feat. Chloé Hilliard

Aug 16, 2023
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How Do I Keep Up With the Constant Texting!? (Hint: Don't!) feat. Mike Yard

Aug 9, 2023
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How Do We Get It In...with No Babysitter??? feat. Sunita Mani

Aug 2, 2023
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Did You Miss Us?? feat. Donwill

Jul 26, 2023
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Do I Have To Pretend To Care About My Friends' Kids? feat. Peppermint

May 24, 2023
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Any Advice For a Single Mom / Teacher Who Works Her A** Off Everyday? feat. Padma Lakshmi

May 10, 2023
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At What Age Do I Stop Stealing Cleaning Supplies From My Mom’s House? feat. Jean Grae

May 3, 2023
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How Do I Not Take It Personally When My 8-Year-Old Teases Me? feat. Shea Couleé

Apr 19, 2023
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My Roommate is Having Loud Sex All. The. Time... What Do I Do?! feat. Joel Kim Booster

Apr 12, 2023
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How Do You Make Paper Without Working a 9-To-5? feat. Marie Faustin

Mar 29, 2023
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"I Ousted a Toxic-Ass Boss... Now How Do I Celebrate!!!!?" feat. Chris Gethard

Mar 22, 2023
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What Do They Teach @ Jersey Charm School? feat. Kenice Mobley

Mar 8, 2023
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Am I Too Old to Like Puppets? feat. Wyatt Cenac

Mar 1, 2023
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I Want to Host More Parties, but I Don't Know How to Cook... Any Hacks?? feat. Travon Free

Feb 15, 2023
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I F**king Hate to Meditate but I Need to Calm Down. Any Recs!? feat. Karen Kilgariff

Feb 8, 2023
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Are Boots and Shorts An Acceptable Combo? feat. Chi Ossé

Jan 25, 2023
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Dear Emily Post, What's the Appropriate Reaction to a Queef? AFAF feat. Kyle Grooms & Jay Jurden

Jan 18, 2023
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Is It Inappropriate To Wear a Cuteish Outfit To a Funeral? AFAF! feat. Rachel Feinstein

Jan 4, 2023
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What Do You Do If You Wanna Have Sex with Your Therapist??!! feat. Jackie Fabulous

Dec 28, 2022
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I Really Hate to Swallow—Do I Have to? feat. Langston Kerman

Dec 14, 2022
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And A Hero Came Along... feat. Matteo Lane

Dec 7, 2022
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How Late Is Too Late to Venmo Someone Back? feat. Bevy Smith

Nov 23, 2022
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Am I Too Old for Graphic Tees? (If you have to ask...) feat. Roy Wood Jr.

Nov 16, 2022
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Get That AARP Card On Your 21st B-Day, amirightladies?! feat Chanel Ali

Nov 2, 2022
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Chores, Why You Gotta Be So Boring?!! feat. Rae Sanni

Oct 26, 2022
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How Often Should I Wash My Jeans, Tho????!! feat. Sudi Green

Oct 12, 2022
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Is Monogamy Real? feat. Aparna Nancherla

Oct 5, 2022
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What Should I Look for in A Cult and/or Couch? feat. Moses Storm

Sep 21, 2022
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Should Men Care About Skincare?? feat. Solomon Georgio

Sep 14, 2022
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"How Not To Make New Friends as an Adult" feat. Matt Bellassai and Yamaneika Saunders

Aug 31, 2022
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How Old Is Too Old to Go to Coachella? feat. Jeff Hiller

Aug 24, 2022
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How do I Tell My Best Friend Her Fiancé Sucks? feat. Jordan Klepper

Aug 10, 2022
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How Can I Feel More Comfortable in Social Situations? (Answer: Don’t go!) feat. Nore Davis

Aug 3, 2022
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AFAF... How Do I Break Up With a Friend? feat. Ilana Glazer

Jul 20, 2022
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I Just Quit My Job, What Should I Do Next, “Spence-sei?????” feat. Josh Johnson and Larry Owens

Jul 13, 2022
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Do You Need to Wash Your Dishwasher? feat. Sarah Cooper

Jun 29, 2022
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What's the Difference Between a 401k and an IRA? feat. Shalewa Sharpe

Jun 22, 2022
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What Is The Most Adult Thing You Own? feat. ALOK

Jun 8, 2022
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When Should Your Boyfriend Give Up On His Rap Career? feat. Maeve Higgins

Jun 8, 2022
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Introducing: Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

May 18, 2022
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How Many Pairs of Underwear Do I Pack for a Weekend? feat. Aisling Bea

Sep 3, 2019
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How Do I Get Out of Going to Work on Monday? feat. Aparna Nancherla, Geena Rocero, and Crissle West

Aug 27, 2019
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Is Tired the New Normal? feat. Jaboukie Young-White and Samantha Bee

Aug 20, 2019
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Is Getting a Turtle Too Much Responsibility? feat. Joyelle Nicole Johnson, Giulia Rozzi, and Becky Veduccio

Aug 13, 2019
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Is $250 Too Much to Spend at the Bar? feat. Michael Kosta and Arturo Castro

Aug 6, 2019
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Are Real Adults Allowed to Cry on the Subway? feat. Damien Lemon and Vanessa Williams

Jul 30, 2019
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When Does a Venmo Request Become Petty? feat. Gina Yashere and Liza Treyger

Jul 23, 2019
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My Boss Is a Jerk and No One Believes Me. What Should I Do? feat. Kerry Coddett and Michelle Collins

Jul 16, 2019
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Who's on Your S*** List? feat. Black Thought and Seth Herzog

Jul 9, 2019
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Is It Okay to Eat Cereal Three Times a Day? feat. Alzo Slade and Franchesca Ramsey

Jul 2, 2019
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Is There Enough Milk in Your House Right Now? feat. Michael Ian Black, Malik Yoba, and Jessica Pimentel

Jun 25, 2019
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How Do I Break Up With a Friend Who’s Holding Me Back? feat. Danielle Brooks, Chris Redd, and Yamaneika Saunders

Jun 18, 2019
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Do I Have to Wash New Underpants Before I Wear Them? feat. Nore Davis, Sara Schaefer, and Ben Sinclair

Jun 11, 2019
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Sock, Sock, Shoe, Shoe OR Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe? feat. Sasheer Zamata and Kate Walsh

Jun 4, 2019
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What Should I Name the Baby? feat. Chris Distefano and Jim Gaffigan

May 28, 2019
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What Is an Acceptable Amount of Money to Spend on Pillows? feat. Naomi Ekperigin, Wyatt Cenac and Phoebe Robinson

May 21, 2019