Weekly Weird News
The weirdest news from across the globe, delivered to you with a healthy dose of sarcasm every week! Watch the full show on YouTube!
Faking Your Own Death Just 'Cuz You Felt Like It
Framing Bears For Crimes
30-50 Feral Monkeys On The Loose
Trump Supporters are Human Garbage (for Halloween)
Elon & Putin's Secret Bromance
"Arthur Knight" Finally Drops the Act - Weekly Weird News
Elon's Robotaxi Event Was Stupid
Major Scandal Hits Fat Bear Week?! - Weekly Weird News
The Bridgerton Ball was Willy's Chocolate Experience 2.0
A Very Bad Week For Gross Republican Weirdos
MAGA Weirdo Civil War: MTG vs Loony Loomer
Beloved Former Russian Spy Whale MURDERED?
Lonely, Sexually Frustrated Dolphin Terrorizing Japanese Beaches
TRUMPY TROUT: They're Not Beating the 'Weird' Allegations
BRAIN ROT Goes Mainstream - Weekly Weird News
Kanye's Beefcake Dentist Got Him Hooked on Nitrous?
Trump's Obsession With The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter
More Aquatic Attacks on Humans?!
Was the RNC the "Super Bowl of Gay Hookups"?
Did RFK Jr Eat a Dog? + More Calls for Biden to Quit Campaign
Should/Will/Can Joe Biden Drop Out?
George Santos Has Joined OnlyFans
Quicksand Lurks on America's Beaches
Alex Jones Forced To SELL InfoWars
North Korea Launches Aerial Poop Attack
Rudy Giuliani Caught Pissing
Congressional Catfight
Diaper Don
George Santos Pulls Out! - Weekly Weird News
Trump Trial Jury Selection Was WEIRD
Things Getting Even Worse For World's Dumbest MAGA Grifters
This Identity Theft Story is INSANE
Harvard's Human Skin Book CANCELLED By WOKE
Trump Wants Prince Harry DEPORTED
Clive Palmer's Titanic II + Weird Metal Monoliths Return
State of the Union + Sydney Sweeney ENDS WOKENESS
The Glasgow Willy Wonka Disaster: Explained - Weekly Weird News
Alex Jones is SCREWED/Trump GoFundME/Bonkers Billionaire Bunkers
Trump Owes Half a Billion Dollars
Chernobyl's Radioactive Mutant Wolves Might Cure Cancer
Peter Thiel's All-Drug Olympics
Conservatives Want To Bring Back Dueling
Nicholas "Arthur Knight" Rossi is America's Problem Now
Year of the Tunnel
Rudy Giuliani is BROKE + Florida Man vs Exploding Dunkin' Donuts Toilet
Dolphin Thumbs, Arthur Knight, The Master Debater, Martin Shkreli & More!
Santa Has Been Shot
IT'S GEOVER: George Santos EXPELLED From Congress
Heavy Metal Orcas Still SHREDDING Boats
Mushroom Pilot Finally Explains Himself
Disney Parks' Poop Problem
Kanye's Big Meltdown, One Year Later
THIS is How BAD the Housing Market Has Gotten
The Republican Party is a MESS
48 Oysters In One Sitting & Brunch Puking Epidemic
Ron DeSantis' High Heels
A COOL CRIME In The Art World
Aliens Are Real, and They're Tiny Little Guys
DIARRHEA PLANE
RADIOACTIVE HOGS
CANCELLED for PUNCHING a PONY
Yikes! JFK Q Cult's New Leader Is A 13-Year-Old Girl
Woman Attacked by Snake AND Hawk Simultaneously
Rudy Giuliani is DISGUSTING and WEIRD
I Married A Spooky Ghost
Did Trump Steal Ancient Artifacts From The Holy Land?
GANG GANG YES YES YES ICE CREAM SO GOOD
Kanye's Weird School Keeps Getting Weirder
The Steroid Olympics
It's Okay To Laugh At This Big Dumb Dead Idiot
Humans Stand No Chance Against The Orcas
Is Trump SUNK? + Orca War Continues
Who Wants A FREE LIGHTHOUSE?
KILLER Whales Have Had ENOUGH of Our Crap
Simps Furious as Elon Musk's Illuminati Ties Revealed
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR KING
Fake English Gentleman Faked His Own Death to Escape Prison
Elon's Worst 4/20 Ever
Trump ATTACKS 'Pudding Fingers' Ron DeSantis
Kanye's Very Weird School
Trump INDICTED
Hillary Clinton POOP ATTACK
PUDDING RON
Lt Governor Caught SIMPING + Santos The Scammer
Santos In Trouble? + OZY Media's Spectacular Grift
The Return of Evil Elmo & Penis Man
Poop Attack At The Opera
George Santos Stole Dogs From The Amish?
Sued For Friendzoning
Martin Shkreli Already In Trouble With The Law Again
The Talented Mr. Santos
Biden Is Coming For Our GAS STOVES???
Dr Love is BACK (behind bars) + 15th Time's a Charm for McCarthy
Elon Doesn't Care About Free Speech And If You Think He Does You're An Idiot
Germany's Homegrown Spin on American Conspiracy Insanity
Billy McFarland Presents: Fyre Fest 2
Mar-A-Lago Nightmare Blunt Rotation ft Trump, Kanye, & Nick Fuentes
Nobody Works At Twitter Anymore
A Very Bad Week For Chicken
RAINBOW FENTANYL
Horses Are Sneakerheads Now
'Anti-Woke' Superhero Movie Fails Spectacularly
Fat Bear Week VOTER FRAUD Scandal
STINKY RUDY & More New Trump Stories
Elon Musk Has Invented Robots
NyQuil Chicken: Not Even Once
A Very Respectful Farewell to Her Royal Highness Elizabeth II
Horses: The Original Cryptocurrency
Suez Canal Blocked AGAIN?
Trump Affidavit, Laura "Loser" Loomer, & "In Allah We Trust"
L33t Hackers Mrs & Mr Razzlekhan UPDATE
Trump Actually In Trouble? Is DARK BRANDON Responsible?
Alex Jones' Trial Did NOT Go Well For Him
Research Proves Comic Book Boobs Have Gotten Much Bigger
Feral Hogs Now Terrorizing the Ocean
Jacob Wohl Is A Terrible Person And Should Be Rotting In Prison Right Now
Batman Arrested in Egypt + Jordan Peterson Cringe
'GIRTHY' Trump EXONERATED Through Fat-Shaming
RIP Cartel Monkey & More Ezra Miller Madness - Weekly Weird News
FROG ARMY
Europeans LARPing as American White Trash
Get Unbanned On Instagram With This One Simple Trick
Trump Wanted to Bomb Mexico and Thought China Had a Hurricane Gun
The Arm-Dong is Finally Where it Belongs
Short King Spring is OVER, It's All About Leg Lengthening Surgery Now
Old Icelandic Man Has World's Biggest Dong Collection
QAnon is a Precious Metals MLM Pyramid Scheme Now
Old Man Illegally Got 90 Covid Vaccinations For Money
Right-Wing Furry Panic Sweeping The Nation
It's SHORT KING SPRING
Science Confirms YOU Are BORING
Korean Elections Remain Very Weird
Trump's GENIUS BIG-BRAIN Plan For Ukraine
Flight Attendants Have Had Enough of Your S#!T
Canada Protesters vs RAM RANCHERS
Ruined Art Enters the Modern Era
Conspiracy Idiots vs Butterflies
Tiny Virus-Free Country Infected by MORMONS
Italian Government Attacked By NSFW Gamer Smut
Anti-Covid Vax Lunatics Are Drinking Piss Now - Weekly Weird News
Piss Cup Attacker On The Loose in Chicago - Weekly Weird News
2021: Looking Back On Another Terrible Year
The Curse Is Broken! Gävlebocken Destroyed!
The WAR ON CHRISTMAS is HEATING UP
WWII Anti-Tank Artillery Shell in the Butt (GONE WRONG)
WTF is Going On With (Kan)Ye?
Beloved Local Street Dog FALSELY ACCUSED in Political Smear Job
BROWN FRIDAY
Brothel Offers Very Enticing Vaccine Incentive
Did Gassy Joe Fart On The Royal Family?
It's Raining S#!T
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Has Been Found
Zodiac Killer Mystery SOLVED?
Feral Hogs ATTACK and ROB Shakira
Creepy Clowns are BACK?
Potty Training Cows & Other News
Ugliest Statue Ever?
Anti Mask Parents are Complete Psychos
Nature Is Healing (And It's Tired Of Our S#!t)
Tesla Bot: Elon Musk Thinks You're An Idiot
Does Simply Touching Fentanyl KILL YOU? No, But Cops Think So
Olympic Horses TERRIFIED of Big Sumo BUTT
Q Dad Thinks His Parkland Survivor Son is a Crisis Actor
The Olympics Are CANCELED!
NO SEX ALLOWED at the Tokyo Games
Radioactive Japanese Terror Boars
LAPD's 4th of July Fireworks Oopsie
Birds Aren't Real
A Fake Doctor Finally Got Someone Killed
Man Survives Being EATEN by WHALE
"Invisible" Art Sells For BIG $$$
Brood X Cicadas ON DRUGS
Matt Gaetz Definitely Did That Sh** (allegedly)
People Are Eating Disgusting Rotten Meat To Get High
Matt Gaetz Sure Seems Guilty - Weekly Weird News
JOSH FIGHT: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Steve Urkel is Back, and He's Selling Weed Now
Suez Canal Erotic Fanfiction is a Thing That Exists
Matt Gaetz is Pretty Sus
WHITE BOY SUMMER & Tom Hanks' Weird Son Chet
Biden vs Weed
Mexico's Luchadors Will MAKE YOU Wear a Mask
Cats: A Serious Threat To Commercial Air Travel
TrumpCon 2021: The Return of the American Samurai
The Granny Disguise Vaccine Trick
A Guitar Made From a Real Human Skeleton?
The FBI's Very NSFW Capitol Riot Oopsie
WallStreetBets THE MOVIE?!
Microsoft Wants To Raise The Dead (as chat bots)
Fake Teen Doctor BUSTED AGAIN + Introducing: SoHo Karen
2020: A Truly Terrible Year
Win The Chance To BLOW UP Trump's Building
COOL CRIMES
War On Christmas 2020 + Rudy Has Covid + More Dumb Monolith News
Zombie Minks and Disappearing Monoliths
Is Santa Claus a Covid Super Spreader?
ANOTHER Botched Art Restoration in Spain
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is Where The Election Finally Ends
Freezing To Death To Own The Libs
The WAR on Murder Hornets Has Begun
If You're Gonna Commit Insurance Fraud, Don't Make a Music Video About It
Kissing The Coronavirus
The President Is Doing Great! (Maybe!)
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman Finally Busted?
The DEW Garita: Finally a Mountain Dew w/Booze
Artificial Intelligence PROMISES It Won't Kill Us
Kim Jong Un Had the Hots For Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Finally, a Karen Simulator!
Blue Waffle
Don't Point Guns At Your [B]enis
It's RIDE AND/OR DIE at STURGIS 2020
Malcolm's Arm: Miracle or Curse?
Look At This Fish! (To Briefly Forget What a Hellscape We Live In)
The C.A.R.E.N. Act: Karens ILLEGAL?
St Louis Gun Couple, Conway Family Dysfunction, and Mac On Tap
Sacha Baron Cohen Returns at America's Worst Moment Yet
Guess We'll Die Then!
Hydroxychloroquine Doesn't Work, But MAYBE Llamas and Weed Do?
Social Distancing With Mannequins and Blow Up Dolls
Hilariously Doomed Venezuela Coup Attempt Fails Spectacularly
Kim LIVES, Elon MELTDOWN, Wohl ROCK BOTTOM
ICP More Concerned About COVID-19 Than Most Republicans
Korean Election News Coverage is Awesome
Meet The GAMER Of The Future
AMERICA #1 (at spreading disease)
How To Stay Rich During a Pandemic
A Very Stupid Apocalypse
Australia Can't Wipe Its Butt
Urinary Auto-Brewery Syndrome and DIY Poop Transplants
The Jacob SWOHL Guide To Life
Papa John LIED About Eating 40 Pizzas in 30 Days
Suing The NFL For Being Too Sexy
Martin Shkreli in EVEN MORE Trouble?
Hero Furries To The Rescue!
Diego the Sex Tortoise
Insane Musk Posse
Internet Today's WORST of 2019
Jesus Christ Simulator
Papa John's Big Wet Comeback
Shadow Patriot: Citizen Hero
Hot Diarrhea Bucket Attack
Is This The World's Oldest McDonald's Burger?
Halloween Candy Urban Legends TRUE?
Meet Liu Shichao, Your New King
Trump Ambushed Mourning Family With Son's Killer
Jacob Wohl's Hot Liz Warren Fanfic is a New Low Even For Him
Jacob Wohl Finally Going To Prison?
TV Head Man Leaves 52 Old TVs on Doorsteps. WHY?
A Normal Week In America
McChicken Justice
Storm Loch Ness, Nessie Can't Hide From Us All
Storm Area 51, Fellow Teens
Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop Us All
Tank You For Your Service Mr President
Marianne Williamson 2020
The FBI's Search For Bigfoot Revealed
FREEDOM GAS
Moby is Very Strange
The Legend of Florida Man... At Risk?!
Jacob Wohl's Latest Press Conference Was Literally Garbage
Shameless Idiot Jacob Wohl's Latest Pathetic Failure
Carl's Jr Brings 4/20 Into the Mainstream
This Medical Robot SUCKS
Skrillex: Humanity's Savior Against Mosquitos
The Broadway Pooper
Jacob Wohl's Biggest Self-Own Yet?
Martin Shkreli's Life Behind Bars
Cougar Killer or Kitten Murderer?